Maureen Desmond photo/SJHS
"Fake Left, Swing Right!"
by Ms. Lindsay Alchorn - Wednesday, November 20, 2013
On November 1st Ms. Desmond was treated to the kind of brawl for which she did not have to hand out suspensions: a fake one. Though the students appeared rough and ruthless, they inflicted no more damage than a ladybug on a rainbow. Carefully choreographed slaps, punches, table dives and kicks elicited groans from the audience, but sent no one to hospital; those short of breath and sweaty suffered only from the impact of exercise.
A good time was had by all, and oh - no students were harmed in the production of these photographs.