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Dumb Warnings: The Result of Many Pointless Lawsuits|
by Alex Saunders
Note all of these warnings are REAL for more dumb warnings go to
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
- Anonymous Manufacturer
Caution: Avoid dropping Air conditioners out of windows
1.) Do not use to pickup gasoline or any flammable liquids.
2.) Do not use to pickup anything that is currently burning.
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.
Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.
Hair Colouring Product
Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Instructions: Tear open and use.
These earplugs are non-toxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
Warning: do not attempt to swallow.
Warning: do not ignite lighter in face.
Korean Kitchen Knife
Keep out of children
Divers must land in water!
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Unknown European Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Unknown Toilet Plunger
Caution: do not use near power lines.
(Printed on bottom of box) do not turn upside down.
Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State prison: warning, do not pick up hitchhikers.